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Left 4 Dead FC: Mary Sue is Mary Sue.

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Yeah.
If anyone hasn't seen past pictures of bio, here it is:
Name: Rie.
Age: 18.
Height: 5'2".
Weight: Obese.
Body Shape: Apple.
Hair Color: Mahogany Brown w/ Blond Highlights (Naturally dark, dark Mahogany brown).
Eye Color: Cerulean.
Hair Style: Short, Shaggy, Spiky.
Skin: Ivory.
Piercings: Nose (Right), Ears.
Clothes: Either grey jacket or black and white athletic hooded T-shirt, grey tank top, black cargo capris, converse high tops. Wears Kingdom Hearts crown Necklace (Got it for my birthday and still wear it)! Brown belt.
Personality: Stubborn, Douchebag. Rude. Narcissistic. Self-Proclaimed Genius. Self-Proclaimed ruler of the flatulent Gods. Epithet as "Porcelain Cracker." Farts a lot. Burps a lot. Has an insane crush on Ellis. Has an insane crush on art mentor. When not gobbling down on penises chocolate chips, ends up watching My Little Pony.
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Has a wry sense of humor. Grotesque. Cynical Asshole. Egoistic. Big Bang Theory Enthusiast. Silent Hill Enthusiast. Very satirical. Uses sarcasm when necessary.

Background

After Dad got cancer, Rie became a cynical asshole. Started off as a decent musician, being multi instrumental and drawing like shit with broken anatomy and making Picasso look like he didn't trip on acid. Began throwing cats at people demanding orange chicken and a DVD of Season 1 of The Walking Dead. Then she spent time on her computer playing The Sims 3 and watching walkthroughs to horror games. Looked out the window and realized an apocalypse existed. "Everyone was a zombie anyways," the Asshole said. She grabbed her Ellis hat and stated: "So now I may rule the world with my horrible Southern Accent and thick bowel movement span."

Explosive diarrhea occured and here is this Douchebag.


I make myself laugh. This is all very true to my persona. Accept me as a Mary Sue, for I am an Ellis fan and tend to make satirical remarks to Nick. I kill Rochelle with my farts. I eat Coach's cheeseburgers. My use of guns is as lousy as my success in drawing this shitty picture. I never get First Aid kits because I am lazy at grabbing them. I eat chips while Special Infected try to grab me. They become successful, but bots always win... unless I hang on a ledge and they look at my screen while picking their noses and/or butts and sniffing their fingers.


So here I am.







References of my bio is copyright to :iconskrazta:. Art mentor, Erudite, and monarch.
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xSummerSan's avatar
Not Mary Sue. XD If she was Mary Sue, she would be skinny as a pole, huge tits and a disproportional ass. Plus she'd have that "kawaii fucking desu" attitude >n>