You know what this is? This. is. Art.
This is like Da Vinci's guilty porn. This piece brings Michelangelo to tears of joy. Ezio bows to honor the amazement of humanity- this representation of the human male- this representation of vitality, wisdom, happiness, and virtue. This piece of anatomically correct art represents the human structure in the most artistically-inclined way possible.
This. Is. Art.
This is amazing. This is astonishing.
I puked rainbows when I set my eyes onto it.
I only have one thing to nitpick: he needs to have bitches surrounding him because, let's face it dammit, he's got one hot bod!